Gepbegbepflagluntaf is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, omniscient slug.

Gepbegbepflagluntaf created Africa six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepbegbepflagluntaf, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gepbegbepflagluntaf, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Gepbegbepflagluntaf's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Gepbegbepflagluntaf's Holy Commandments

1. Put Gepbegbepflagluntaf first in all things.

2. Never feed carrots to foxes while wearing brown ear rings.

3. Do not wear green clothing.

4. Never hurt snakes.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.