Didmatbogtarg is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, confident bat.

Didmatbogtarg created an atom seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Didmatbogtarg, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Didmatbogtarg, it will be mildly annoyed.

Didmatbogtarg's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Didmatbogtarg's Holy Commandments

1. Put Didmatbogtarg first in all things.

2. Never talk about dark energy near aardvarks while wearing blue dresses and balancing eight platinum spheres on your legs.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never write about special relativity.

5. Always take life seriously.