Cudjamlig is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, conceited salamander.

Cudjamlig created a Higgs boson four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cudjamlig, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cudjamlig, he will have a low opinion of you.

Cudjamlig's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Cudjamlig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about amino acids.

2. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Cudjamlig must be the most important thing in your life.