Jantaildabstipgeb is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, grumpy centipede.

Jantaildabstipgeb created the Sombrero Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jantaildabstipgeb, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Jantaildabstipgeb, she will turn you into a hamster.

Jantaildabstipgeb's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Jantaildabstipgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Never wear shirts.

5. Always take life seriously.