Nibvidneg is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, kind manatee.

Nibvidneg created life nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nibvidneg, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Nibvidneg, she will turn you into a goat.

Nibvidneg's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Nibvidneg's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Do not take Nibvidneg's name in vain.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never talk about fire.