Pomjadnad is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, unsympathetic yak.

Pomjadnad created the planet Mars four million years ago.

If you believe in Pomjadnad, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Pomjadnad, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Pomjadnad's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Pomjadnad's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.