Cubingcen is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, stupid badger.

Cubingcen created a photon eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cubingcen, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cubingcen, she will throw large rocks at you.

Cubingcen's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Cubingcen's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about electromagnetism near tapirs while wearing fawn hats and balancing four iron spheres on your face.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never hop near badgers.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always obey Cubingcen's priests.