Poplipfod is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, fast raven.

Poplipfod created a charm quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Poplipfod, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Poplipfod, she will manifest in front of you.

Poplipfod's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Poplipfod's Holy Commandments

1. Poplipfod loves manatees, so they must be respected.

2. Mites are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Feed all hungry grasshopers.

4. Do not wear copper on your body.

5. Poplipfod loves porpoises, so they must be honoured.