Motbumbellhunfliscabdod Batnadyatt is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, boastful frog.

Motbumbellhunfliscabdod Batnadyatt created the Sunflower Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Motbumbellhunfliscabdod Batnadyatt, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Motbumbellhunfliscabdod Batnadyatt, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Motbumbellhunfliscabdod Batnadyatt's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Motbumbellhunfliscabdod Batnadyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Motbumbellhunfliscabdod Batnadyatt.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Motbumbellhunfliscabdod Batnadyatt.

4. Always treat great tits with great respect.

5. Never feed lots of tomatoes to cats while wearing indigo shorts.