Voncedsas is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, boastful mole.

Voncedsas created the Sombrero Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Voncedsas, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Voncedsas, it will torture you forever.

Voncedsas' most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Voncedsas' Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick tortoises.

2. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate dolphins.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.