Legsitlip Danditpib is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, almighty cobra.

Legsitlip Danditpib created the planet Mars four billion years ago.

If you believe in Legsitlip Danditpib, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Legsitlip Danditpib, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Legsitlip Danditpib's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Legsitlip Danditpib's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not hurt moths.

3. Never talk about spacetime.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Retreat if three mites approach from the north.