Ragfidpak is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, almighty salamander.

Ragfidpak created carbon three million years ago.

If you believe in Ragfidpak, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ragfidpak, he will not care.

Ragfidpak's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Ragfidpak's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about eukaryotes.

2. Never bounce in holy places.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate aardvarks.

4. You must love Ragfidpak.

5. Always help snails in need.