Beptardap Yiktonlig is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, compassionate butterfly.

Beptardap Yiktonlig created the Milkyway five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Beptardap Yiktonlig, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Beptardap Yiktonlig, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Beptardap Yiktonlig's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Beptardap Yiktonlig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. You must love Beptardap Yiktonlig.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not kill squirrels.