Karfadrutt is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, smart crab.

Karfadrutt created the Andromeda Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Karfadrutt, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Karfadrutt, it will cry a lot.

Karfadrutt's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Karfadrutt's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat carrots.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never eat wheat.

5. Do not covet oxen.