Fagjarnflig is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, amazing finch.

Fagjarnflig created matter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fagjarnflig, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fagjarnflig, she will not care at all.

Fagjarnflig's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Fagjarnflig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Fagjarnflig in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never feed lots of wheat to ducks while wearing red boots.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never talk about fluid mechanics near dogs while wearing green dresses.