Tamtarpark is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unthinking crow.

Tamtarpark created the Tadpole Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Tamtarpark, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Tamtarpark, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Tamtarpark's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Tamtarpark's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.

2. Do not eat onions.

3. Do not dye your hair brown.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never pour water over plants.