Stipstigbodaf is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, all-powerful yak.

Stipstigbodaf created an up quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stipstigbodaf, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Stipstigbodaf, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Stipstigbodaf's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Stipstigbodaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt hamsters.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Stipstigbodaf in the centre of the settlement.

4. Learn nine new languages a year.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.