Wapfomdit is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, unthoughtful crane.

Wapfomdit created Europe five billion years ago.

If you believe in Wapfomdit, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Wapfomdit, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Wapfomdit's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Wapfomdit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never sprint in holy places.

5. Never talk about nematodes.