Govparkhud is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, amazing cat.

Govparkhud created the Sol system three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Govparkhud, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Govparkhud, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Govparkhud's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Govparkhud's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. Do not wear brown clothing.

3. You must love Govparkhud.

4. Govparkhud loves snails, so they must be respected.

5. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.