Yikjarnrat Gattenwee Fatsabbell is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, merciful dog.

Yikjarnrat Gattenwee Fatsabbell created a charm quark four years ago.

If you believe in Yikjarnrat Gattenwee Fatsabbell, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Yikjarnrat Gattenwee Fatsabbell, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Yikjarnrat Gattenwee Fatsabbell's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Yikjarnrat Gattenwee Fatsabbell's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a building before entering it.

3. Never think about stars.

4. Never write about archaea.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.