Omtgiltik Cipxinfot Yarphubtif is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, witless fish.

Omtgiltik Cipxinfot Yarphubtif created the Whirlpool Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Omtgiltik Cipxinfot Yarphubtif, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Omtgiltik Cipxinfot Yarphubtif, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Omtgiltik Cipxinfot Yarphubtif's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Omtgiltik Cipxinfot Yarphubtif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Run away if eight aardvarks approach from the north.

4. Never think about archaea.

5. Do not drink alcohol.