Misgofmab is a god.

It takes the form of a small, weak ferret.

Misgofmab created an atom six million years ago.

If you believe in Misgofmab, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Misgofmab, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Misgofmab's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Misgofmab's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not keep six swans in a large pit.

4. Misgofmab must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Respect your elders.