Nuttmiphiv is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, resourceful rhinoceros.

Nuttmiphiv created gold three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttmiphiv, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Nuttmiphiv, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Nuttmiphiv's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Nuttmiphiv's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing near snails.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not shave your arms.

4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.