Satfigsand is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, vain dugong.

Satfigsand created oxygen three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Satfigsand, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Satfigsand, she will try to impress you with trees.

Satfigsand's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Satfigsand's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in holy places.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.