Nutnelpadhom is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, generous parrot.

Nutnelpadhom created gold two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nutnelpadhom, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nutnelpadhom, it will curse you with boils.

Nutnelpadhom's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Nutnelpadhom's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Manatees are not to be trusted.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Worship no other gods but Nutnelpadhom.

5. Always help sick tortoises.