Boddamsab is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, omniscient cobra.

Boddamsab created dark energy three million years ago.

If you believe in Boddamsab, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Boddamsab, he will turn you into a tree.

Boddamsab's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Boddamsab's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat badgers with great respect.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not dye your hair gray.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.