Dibpanraw is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, prudent wombat.

Dibpanraw created the Milkyway two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dibpanraw, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dibpanraw, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Dibpanraw's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Dibpanraw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Retreat if four bats approach from the south.

5. Do not take Dibpanraw's name in vain.