Zodgar is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, fast ant.

Zodgar created the planet Saturn seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Zodgar, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Zodgar, he will turn you into a worm.

Zodgar's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Zodgar's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never write about special relativity.

3. You must love Zodgar.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never mention whales.