Xinsabdiddagrenfat is a god.

It takes the form of a small, narcissistic goat.

Xinsabdiddagrenfat created snails two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xinsabdiddagrenfat, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Xinsabdiddagrenfat, it will turn you into a goat.

Xinsabdiddagrenfat's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Xinsabdiddagrenfat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate grasshopers.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always look after injured swans.