Cadtamfar is a god.
It takes the form of a planet-sized, irritating grasshopper.
Cadtamfar created the Sunflower Galaxy six thousand years ago.
If you believe in Cadtamfar, it will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in Cadtamfar, it will say rude things about you at parties.
Cadtamfar's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.
Cadtamfar's Holy Commandments
1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
2. Look mercifully on unfortunate manatees.
3. Never write about cell theory.
4. Fast once a month.
5. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.