Yarwodkon is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, charitable dragonfly.

Yarwodkon created the planet Jupiter eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yarwodkon, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Yarwodkon, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Yarwodkon's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Yarwodkon's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry gulls.

2. Do not wear fawn clothing.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Yarwodkon.

5. Yarwodkon must be the most important thing in your life.