Kiptipbon Barncitlunquillyarlarp is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, bad-tempered wyvern.

Kiptipbon Barncitlunquillyarlarp created the Tadpole Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Kiptipbon Barncitlunquillyarlarp, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kiptipbon Barncitlunquillyarlarp, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Kiptipbon Barncitlunquillyarlarp's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Kiptipbon Barncitlunquillyarlarp's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Kiptipbon Barncitlunquillyarlarp.

2. Hide from pink dogs for they are unholy.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never sit near grasshopers.