Fomnibbidzak is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, benevolent ant.

Fomnibbidzak created the planet Mars four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fomnibbidzak, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fomnibbidzak, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Fomnibbidzak's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Fomnibbidzak's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry nematodes.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not hurt great tits.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never eat green fruit.