Vinkangen is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, almighty camel.

Vinkangen created the planet Venus seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vinkangen, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Vinkangen, he will laugh at you.

Vinkangen's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Vinkangen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your legs.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never feed apples to birds while wearing purple stockings.