Rotfemflow is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, happy crow.

Rotfemflow created humanity seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rotfemflow, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Rotfemflow, it will manifest in front of you.

Rotfemflow's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Rotfemflow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat aubergines.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Do not wear fawn clothing.

4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Always make sure there are no gulls in a room before entering it.