Kabbigzog Ratdavrag is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, sage jellyfish.

Kabbigzog Ratdavrag created dark energy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Kabbigzog Ratdavrag, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Kabbigzog Ratdavrag, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Kabbigzog Ratdavrag's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Kabbigzog Ratdavrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about cell theory.

2. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Kabbigzog Ratdavrag on top of all buildings.

3. Never think about stars.

4. Always treat manatees with great respect.

5. Worship no other gods but Kabbigzog Ratdavrag.