Sitpangkam is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, passionate mole.

Sitpangkam created matter four million years ago.

If you believe in Sitpangkam, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Sitpangkam, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Sitpangkam's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Sitpangkam's Holy Commandments

1. Always help voles.

2. Sitpangkam must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Run away if eight swans approach from the north.