Godjanmit is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, calm cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Godjanmit created a down quark two years ago.

If you believe in Godjanmit, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Godjanmit, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Godjanmit's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Godjanmit's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Godjanmit.

3. Always look after injured voles.

4. Feed all hungry snakes.

5. Do not dye your hair pink.