Cabsastip is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, fast dolphin.

Cabsastip created oxygen eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Cabsastip, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Cabsastip, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Cabsastip's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Cabsastip's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Cabsastip loves swans, so they must be honoured.