Cudhittad is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, sapient clam.

Cudhittad created a charm quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Cudhittad, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Cudhittad, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Cudhittad's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Cudhittad's Holy Commandments

1. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.

2. Never feed pineapples to dogs while wearing pink trousers.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always help sick otters.

5. Always wear turquoise.