Cudbifsafcubhas is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, unjust hummingbird.

Cudbifsafcubhas created gold five million years ago.

If you believe in Cudbifsafcubhas, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cudbifsafcubhas, she will destroy your home planet.

Cudbifsafcubhas' most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Cudbifsafcubhas' Holy Commandments

1. Never wear corsets.

2. Do not drink water in red rooms.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not eat onions.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.