Bambunarf is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, impressive bear.

Bambunarf created humanity six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bambunarf, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bambunarf, it will strike you with lightening.

Bambunarf's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Bambunarf's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention dogs.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bambunarf.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never run near mice.

5. Always pray immersed in water.