Quillsaswan is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, ill-tempered parrot.

Quillsaswan created bats two million years ago.

If you believe in Quillsaswan, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Quillsaswan, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Quillsaswan's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Quillsaswan's Holy Commandments

1. Put Quillsaswan first in all things.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not drink water in green rooms.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always make sure there are no birds in a room before entering it.