Vidsagmon is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, fussy rhinoceros.

Vidsagmon created a photon four years ago.

If you believe in Vidsagmon, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Vidsagmon, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Vidsagmon's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Vidsagmon's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate aardvarks.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never think ill of sick birds.

4. Never write about black holes.

5. You must love Vidsagmon.