Hapquaflad is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, resourceful squirrel.

Hapquaflad created the Milkyway four years ago.

If you believe in Hapquaflad, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hapquaflad, it will not care.

Hapquaflad's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Hapquaflad's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear blue.

2. Never eat rice.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never leap in the presence of horses.

5. Do not make images of living things.