Tongupcangepxenzog Xenjadjarnsog is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, merciful wolf.

Tongupcangepxenzog Xenjadjarnsog created the Cigar Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tongupcangepxenzog Xenjadjarnsog, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tongupcangepxenzog Xenjadjarnsog, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Tongupcangepxenzog Xenjadjarnsog's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Tongupcangepxenzog Xenjadjarnsog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat lemons.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tongupcangepxenzog Xenjadjarnsog.

4. Never talk about planets.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.