Vogdinfut is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, dishonourable shrew.

Vogdinfut created the Cigar Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vogdinfut, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Vogdinfut, it will turn you into a hamster.

Vogdinfut's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Vogdinfut's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

2. Otters are not to be trusted.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always wear purple.

5. Never think about quantum field theory near moths while wearing pink hats and balancing nine copper spheres on your chest.