Rensuggov is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, selfish goblin.

Rensuggov created life two years ago.

If you believe in Rensuggov, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Rensuggov, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Rensuggov's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Rensuggov's Holy Commandments

1. Rensuggov loves doves, so they must be honoured.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Rensuggov must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never eat pineapples.

5. Never talk about fire.