Timlistzak is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, almighty mouse.

Timlistzak created the cosmos four years ago.

If you believe in Timlistzak, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Timlistzak, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Timlistzak's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Timlistzak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Worship no other gods but Timlistzak.

3. Do not eat onions.

4. Do not dye your hair purple.

5. Always look after injured sharks.