Hogfatzan is a god.
He takes the form of a massive, merciful
pig.
Hogfatzan created the Sol system four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Hogfatzan, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Hogfatzan, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.
Hogfatzan's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.
Hogfatzan's Holy Commandments1. Feed all hungry moths.
2. Always treat voles with great respect.
3. Never wear blue jumpers.
4. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in green.
5. Never hurt doves.